the switch is now on OFF


one stop shop for sollux and friends call me enzo or bur [solter drawn by triptrippy]

sonofabaggins:

baggins in the streets but a took in the sheets

kismesis fun fact kismesis give their partners black licorice jelly beans

in the 1st circle of hell u have to eat 420 black licorice and buttered popcorn jellybeans

i should do commissions 

feferi:

korra:

The NYT article on Tumblr’s reaction to the Yahoo bid is fucking hilarious

oh my gOD IM LOSING IT BECAUSE THE “”“MOCKUP”“” DRAWING OF A TUMBLR DASHBOARD HAS A POST BY A USER NAMED ERIDANSVAGINA 

THAT IS ON THE N E W Y O R K T I M E S WEBSITE

reblogmyselfie:

mikus-in-the-tardis:

slenclerkush:

reblogmyselfie:

reblogmyselfie:

my nephew was singing thrift shop and instead of saying cock he says clock

walk up in the club like waddup i gotta big clock

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thank u for ur contribution it changed my life

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

thecorruptedquietone:

prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. 

#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are not even attracted to the doctor

kickasscastiel:

has this been done? oh well. sorry not sorry.

kickasscastiel:

has this been done? oh well. sorry not sorry.

dartty:

playbunny:

okay so i did a few uvu
abchu, tentaysaur, arbmeleon, and dewqueen

SCREAMS AT ABMELEON!

poopflow:

doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)

morristibbs:

kittensomnia:

fakey fake fake fake

morristibbs:

kittensomnia:

fakey fake fake fake

cameronclarke:

jessikarp:

cryptaniac:

bananneli:

I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.

or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”

We basically need mental health safe words.

Yeah!

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me