when i bought pokemon X i picked fennekin and squirtle okay
right now we focus on my squirtle, Kazoo, who had a bold personality or something like that
so ofc because he was proud he sparkled
when Kazoo became a Blastoise I was battling him with my friend and she was like “haha holy shit how did you get a shiny blastoise”
i cried for twenty minutes straight
i thought he was sparkly because he had self confidence
GIVE ME A FEMALE ROBOT WITHOUT BOOBS
GIVE ME A FEMALE ROBOT THAT LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL ROBOT
GIVE ME A NORMAL ROBOT THAT INSISTS ON BEING GENDER NEUTRAL BECAUSE IT’S STUPID TO ASSIGN GENDERS TO A ROBOT
GIVE ME A FEMALE-ASSIGNED ROBOT THAT INSISTS ON BEING GENDER NEUTRAL
GIVE ME A GENDER NEUTRAL ROBOT THAT PEOPLE DON’T CONSTANTLY REFER TO AS “HE”
It’s official! President Obama has signed an executive order granting workplace equality to LGBT federal workers. This is a historic day — but we’re not done yet. Next up, let’s enact workplace protections for every LGBT employee, everywhere in the country.
the concept of the purge is actually really neat but its just the fact that everyone goes for murder as their ‘crime to commit’ like??? why??? i think theyre missing out on the fact that you could steal so many pizzas and not get in trouble
or diamonds, or like break into a mall and shop til u drop, get a new wardrobe, get that Maserati you always wanted, rob a bank and take billions so ur set for life…Murder??? SERIOUSLY???
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
If you don’t think the American dub of Sailor moon is a masterpiece then you aren’t no friend of mine
The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.
this always gives me chills
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received
You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.
look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details